a life-long hobby and obsession
models, photos and rants
animals were harmed in making any of the models in this portfolio.
were, however, some fingers that were cut, slashed, sliced, diced,
and shredded, and some noxious chemicals that were spilled,
I love this hobby!
This website contains
no material that may be considered
are three fundamental forces of nature in our Universe:
which promotes motion
which inhibits motion
If you should find
any of the images on this website cool enough to save for wallpaper,
your own website or any other use, knock yourself out. All I ask is that
you be honest about where you acquired them. This is just a hobby so I'm
not doing this for money. Proper credit would be nice, though.
questions, comments or suggestions about any of the models or articles
in this portfolio? Any goofs, gaffes, typos or bad links? Email me at alanoodle1
who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.
Alanoodle's Model Portfolio
Taking up space on
somebody's web-server since 2001.