Alanoodle's Model Portfolio
Scale models, photos and some
shameless self-indulgence
by Alan Nadel

  On The Bench


About Alanoodle

No animals were harmed in making any of the models in this portfolio.  There were, however, eyes that were strained, fingers that were cut, sliced, diced and glued to things to which they shouldn't have been glued and some noxious  chemicals that were spilled, absorbed and/or inhaled.

God, I love this hobby!

This website contains no material that may be considered
inappropriate, objectionable or offensive.

There are three fundamental forces of nature in our universe:
  • WD-40 which promotes motion
  • Duct-Tape which inhibits motion
  • Bacon

If  you should find  any of the images on this  website  cool enough to save for wallpaper, your own website or any other use, knock yourself out. All I ask is that you please be honest about where you acquired them. This is just a hobby so I'm not doing this for money.  Proper credit would be nice, though.

Have any questions, comments or suggestions about anything in this portfolio?
Find any goofs, gaffes, typos or bad links?
Email me at alanoodle1 "at"





Carlo Maria Cipolla's five fundamental laws of stupidity:

  1. Always and inevitably each of us underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

  2. The probability that a given person is stupid is independent of any other characteristic possessed by that person.

  3. A person is stupid if they cause damage to another person or group of people without experiencing personal gain, or even worse causing damage to themselves in the process.

  4. Non-stupid people always underestimate the harmful potential of stupid people; they constantly forget that at any time anywhere, and in any circumstance, dealing with or associating themselves with stupid individuals invariably constitutes a costly error.

  5. A stupid person is the most dangerous type of person there is.

Just think how stupid the average person is and then realize that half of them are even stupider! - George Carlin





This website was tested on animals.
They weren't impressed.

Alanoodle's Model Portfolio
Taking up space on somebody's web-server since 2001.


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